Anonymous Asked: how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

folk-punk:

please google what an artichoke is

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brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

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can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

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eggsaladstain:

a good take

My therapist has said this many times, it’s good advice

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drinkyourjuiceshelby:

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the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

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dankmemeuniversity:

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gzmee:

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vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

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jigglypuffsvevo:

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

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kogaroshi:

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

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fucc:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

Me, justifying skipping my 8am lecture to sleep

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xipiti:

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averax:

WAS ANYONE EVER GONNA TELL ME THAT WOMBATS WERE FUCKING HUGE?

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